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- Joel Osteen
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bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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nokiabae:

[INT. Upper East Side Bar - NIGHT]

Carrie [V.O]: I owed Big an explanation for that pic of Aidan in my snapchat story but navigating my love life was harder than navigating my iOS.

Miranda: The only app that needs updating is my luck with men

Samantha: Encrypt my vag

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