I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
PLEASE EXPLAIN
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[INT. Upper East Side Bar - NIGHT]
Carrie [V.O]: I owed Big an explanation for that pic of Aidan in my snapchat story but navigating my love life was harder than navigating my iOS.
Miranda: The only app that needs updating is my luck with men
Samantha: Encrypt my vag
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